How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to see you!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man
Why did the snowman send his dad to the North Pole?
He wanted a frozen pop
What did the snow parents put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile
What happened when the snowman’s wife got angry with him?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake.
What kind of cakes do snowmen prefer?
The kind with lots of icing!
What does a snowman eat for lunch?
An iceberg-er
What does Frosty like to eat on his burgers?
Iceberg lettuce
What else does Frosty like on his burgers?
Chilly sauce
What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Ice Krispies
What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos
What do snowman like to drink?
Iced tea
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle
What do snow women put on their faces at night?
Cold cream