Kids love jokes, and the sillier, the better. Here are some clean Santa jokes you can share with your kids.
Where does Santa Claus stay when he’s on vacation?
At a ho, ho, ho-tel
Why did Santa take his tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal
Who delivers Christmas gifts to pets?
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards
What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
How does Santa take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid camera
What kind of motorcycle would Santa Claus ride?
A “Holly” Davidson
What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe
What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
What would you call Santa if he became a detective?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did Santa Claus say to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
Ok, gang, time to hit the sack!