snowman jokes
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to see you!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man

Why did the snowman send his dad to the North Pole?
He wanted a frozen pop

What did the snow parents put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile

What happened when the snowman’s wife got angry with him?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake.

What kind of cakes do snowmen prefer?
The kind with lots of icing!

What does a snowman eat for lunch?
An iceberg-er

What does Frosty like to eat on his burgers?
Iceberg lettuce

What else does Frosty like on his burgers?
Chilly sauce

What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Ice Krispies

What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos

What do snowman like to drink?
Iced tea

What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle

What do snow women put on their faces at night?
Cold cream